Remember when I wanted to sell Baxter because he wakes me up, every two hours, every night, like a newborn baby. Remember how Monty, my perfect dog, killed my brother's cat the day before Valentine's Day. Remember when my brother hated me again.
Remember how I was really upset and needed support, so I turned to "my friend" and all he could tell me was "This never would've happened if you'd take your dogs out more often". Remember how I got pissed and ignored him. Remember how I left him a note saying "Happy Valentine's Day, you little brat" even though I wanted to call him a jerk, asshole, or prick. Pretty much something that would make him realize how mean he really is. Remember when he called to thank me, because he thought I was genuinely leaving him a Valentine. Remember when I got pissed and ignored him again. Remember how a day later we went to a movie and then cuddled and kissed on his couch.
Remember how I signed up for eharmony. Remember how I thought I was unmatchable, and now I have over 150 men that are "the one". Remember when I received "gentle nudges" to start communication with them. Remember how eharmony called me a "skeptic". Remember how eharmony is stalking me.
Remember how I'm going to be single forever, with my nocturnal and murderous dogs, living next door to my grumpy overprotective brother.
My life is soooo cool.
7 comments:
Hey Pix. I'm glad things are going your way. Have a great day.
i love you.. ha ha.. sorry about the cat thing... are you coming to my bachelor party?
Remember that I love you?!
Your life is sooo cool! I feel like it's time for England again. Quite soon. Bob's your uncle, Fanny is your aunt is just what we need.
Quote of the night from JB: "Stop dating that douche bag." Thanks JB! XOXO
remember when, i love you more and more everyday!!
I love you Jamie. I am so glad you blog!
You! I'm glad I found you so we can be blog friends. Real life friends would be great too so let me know if you are ever in San Diego.
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